Gary

You know Gary. I know Gary. We all know this Gary character. He dates Karen. He is into Susan. But he is more of a ‘Becky with the good hair’ kinda guy. He supports the troops, donates money to savewhitepeople.org and believes homosexuality is a disease. He claims to be a Christian but we all know that he doesn’t really like Jesus. He thinks Obama is a communist. He swears South Africa isn’t a country and believes apartheid should be legalized. He believes in war, you know, as long as the whole world disappears except for his little town.

You grew up with Gary. You first met him during English class while he gave a speech on the benefits of war. He is the nice white guy who would probably shoot the entire school.

Unfortunately, his double major has not helped him land a job because Mexicans are taking over the job industry.

Isn’t that right, Gary?

The closest place he was from the “world” was the Canadian border. Yet, he’s the first person to tell you that the world is a bad place.

These days, you can find Gary dressed in MAGA gear. Not wearing a facemask and protesting against the quarantine.

That’s Gary for ya

People like Gary make the USA look bad. Please — refrain yourself from being Gary. The world has too many Garys.

It is a shame.